Wednesday, September 21, 2005

My Dog Ate It...

These were some excuses for being late to work/missing work that were listed on an MSN article...Maybe I should try one of these the next time one of my papers is late. I especially think the "spit on by a venomous snake" is pretty hilarious.

  • I was sprayed by a skunk.

  • I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

  • My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

  • I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

  • I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

  • I couldn't find my shoes.

  • I hurt myself bowling.

  • I was spit on by a venomous snake.

  • I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

  • A hitman was looking for me.

  • My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

  • I eloped.

  • My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

  • My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

  • I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

  • I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.

  • I forgot what day of the week it was.

  • Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

  • A tree fell on my car.

  • My monkey died.
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